- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

YES! EXACTLY!

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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