- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Women's rights.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Your Mother

penis haha

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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