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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense