- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Women's Rights.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

The Moon Landing.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Obamacare

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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