- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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