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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

rocky is here again.......................

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Guess what? I like trains.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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