Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

The EPA.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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