- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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