- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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