- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Psychics.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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