- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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