- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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