How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A man... walks.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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