What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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