Whats white? A fridge

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Ross.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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