What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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so the weather's nice...

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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