What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did? Yes

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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