Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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