Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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