A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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baskets

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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jibby jobby

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I regret everything.....

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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