How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Seven

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

FIONN'S LIFE

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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