- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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