- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Vote this down and get DOXED

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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