- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Sammi suck kyles chode

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

why was the boy sad? because.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Wright flyer

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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