Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Punching a baby

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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