- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

aodhan hearty

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Black people.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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