- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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