Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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