Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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