- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Neither have I

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

say cheese

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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