Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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