- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What did the car do? CRASH!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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