- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

At least I dont have AIDS.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

This isn't funny.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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