- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What's blue? The sky.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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