- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Do you like apples? Yes

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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