What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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