- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

This is sparta No this is patrick

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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