Corn Muffins

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Hillary Clinton

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Loner.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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