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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

PENIS :)

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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