- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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