- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??