What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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hi

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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God

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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