What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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