What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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