Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Hahaha

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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