prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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hi jonny

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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