What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

what do you call obama a dumbass

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

No thank you, I don't like violence

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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