How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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