Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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