yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Women outside of the kitchen.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Why did? Yes

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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