a man said hi.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Your grandma's cookies.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What's white and gluey Glue

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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