What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

The black man leaves the strip club.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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