- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Get off my porch.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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