- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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