- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

like most people my age. im 27

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Knock Know! Come in!

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Whats better than 24? 25.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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