we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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kkkk

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School

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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